… in which we attempt to exorcise the small collection of zingers we tell over and over again, once and for all, so that we are forced to find new ones. Anybody? Chime in.
Q: What’s orange and looks good on a hippie?
Q: What’s the difference between a hippie and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut a hippie.
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What does a San Francisco stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
A: Drops him off at band practice and gives him 20 bucks.
Q: What do Woody Allen and Kodak have in common?
A: They both come in a little yellow box.
Q: What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopia have in common?
A: They both live off of dead beatles.
Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Thank you! Goodnight.