“You have reached the voicemail for Hell…”

In cacophony by summerburkes2 Comments

Call this number.

Do it now.

(415) 648-4112

We left a detailed — yet respectful — message for Satan’s secretary Aleister Crowley about how Tom Cruise has been getting out of control, and how they should probably pick someone else to assume the Number of the Beast now that L. Ron Hubbard is dead.

We were going to add a “Hail Xenu” at the end of the message … but we’re not really sure if the Dark Lord is homies with THAT weirdo.

(Seriously, click on the links up in here. Hours of entertainment.)

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