Cyclecide’s Sprock Out with yr Cog Out! (photos)

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July 20, 2008

(a.k.a. Cyclecide‘s Best Party Ever)

(a.k.a. how the hell are we going to top this for Pedal Monster in September)

Office Chair Slalom!

Cyclecide Office Olympics presents: Office Chair Slalom!


Guard Bus Donkey

Guard Bus Donkey

Whisky Hos!

Whisky Ho

Bouncer Meanface

Bouncer Meanface

Our Large Father

Our Large Father

Paul da Plumbers new pedal-powered sproingy

Paul da Plumber's new pedal-powered sproingy

Extra Action!

Extra Action!

you cant beat their meat

Floral Beef: you can't beat their meat

Anothers satisfieds customerses

Beer-soaked hot dogs: Anothers satisfieds customerses

the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear

the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear

before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now

"before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now; I make gross hot dogs covered in beer and clown sweat"

Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls

Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls

shes got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, we dont think we can save her now... shes got the clown-itis

she's got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, we don't think we can save her now... she's got the clown-itis

Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching

Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching

Its No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)

Cyclofuge: It's No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)

Youtube them NOW

Double Dutchess: Youtube them NOW

Always dapper; never dandy - Johnny Payphone

"Always dapper; never dandy" - Johnny Payphone

hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back

hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back

damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so

Bus envy: damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so

you voluntarily assume

you voluntarily assume

you wish you could harmonize like that

Grass Widow: you wish you could harmonize like that

Yikes

Yikes

buckle up

buckle up

MC Mystery Moisture

MC Mystery Moisture

SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper umbrellas

SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper parasols

favorite things

favorite things

The Highest Drummer Ever ... get it?

The "Highest Drummer Ever" ... get it?

Bike dance troupe originators

Portland's Sprockettes: Bike dance troupe originators

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