Cyclecide Office Olympics presents: Office Chair Slalom!

Guard Bus Donkey

Whisky Ho

Bouncer Meanface

Our Large Father

Paul da Plumber's new pedal-powered sproingy

Extra Action!

Floral Beef: you can't beat their meat

Beer-soaked hot dogs: Anothers satisfieds customerses

the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear

"before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now; I make gross hot dogs covered in beer and clown sweat"

Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls

she's got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, we don't think we can save her now... she's got the clown-itis

Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching

Cyclofuge: It's No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)

Double Dutchess: Youtube them NOW

"Always dapper; never dandy" - Johnny Payphone

hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back

Bus envy: damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so

you voluntarily assume

Grass Widow: you wish you could harmonize like that

Yikes

buckle up

MC Mystery Moisture

SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper parasols

favorite things

The "Highest Drummer Ever" ... get it?

Portland's Sprockettes: Bike dance troupe originators