July 20, 2008
(a.k.a. Cyclecide‘s Best Party Ever)
(a.k.a. how the hell are we going to top this for Pedal Monster in September)
Cyclecide Office Olympics presents: Office Chair Slalom!
Guard Bus Donkey
Our Large Father
Paul da Plumber's new pedal-powered sproingy
Floral Beef: you can't beat their meat
Beer-soaked hot dogs: Anothers satisfieds customerses
the leg was cut off and bloody and on the bar when I got here, I swear
"before I met Cyclecide, I was covered in pigeon shit, alone in a corner of the Drunkyard. but look at me now; I make gross hot dogs covered in beer and clown sweat"
Evil Hot Dog on a Stick Girls
she's got the red dots on her cheeks, ma, we don't think we can save her now... she's got the clown-itis
Pedal-powered cleanup woman. No touching
Cyclofuge: It's No Fun Until Somebody Pukes (tm)
Double Dutchess: Youtube them NOW
"Always dapper; never dandy" - Johnny Payphone
hey lady ... you got a clown on yr back
Bus envy: damn you Sprockettes, how can you rock so
you voluntarily assume
Grass Widow: you wish you could harmonize like that
MC Mystery Moisture
SF Derailleurs represent the Yay with scraper parasols
The "Highest Drummer Ever" ... get it?
Portland's Sprockettes: Bike dance troupe originators
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