Dilettante 21: Spice Girls concert tour ’98

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This was the first article that caused my online editor to advertise “Dilettante” on our Bay Guardian website and in the physical paper too. He had a dark sense of humor so he loved this one disproportionately. I could never please him the same way again.

The Spice Girls were likable enough, and some of their songs were catchy, but the satire just poured forth from my cold heart nevertheless.

Juggernaut boy-bands and girl-bands are the cornerstone of the American recording industry, and it’s impressive to watch a fabricated musical phenomenon build and take off. And whew, also quite cute and deafening in real life concert with thousands of excited little girls and their vicariously joyous parents.

The Spice Girls ranked 20th on Forbes magazines list of the 40 richest entertainers of 1998, with an income of $49 million (£29.6 million) and in their heyday earned up to $75 million a year.

Victoria Beckham was named UK’s top entrepreneur in 2014, worth £210m (I had no idea she had a brand and a chain of fashion shops). The one-woman British Kardashian is called “living proof that celebrity may be the most marketable commodity of all.”

Anyways capitalist pre-fab pop music is something we’re all guilty of either making or liking, so why not revisit 10 fun facts about Spice World — remember how fun Spice World was? —

Director Bob Spiers recruited several British luminaries to cameo, with Roger Moore, Bob Hoskins, Elvis Costello, Jennifer Saunders, and Elton John among those who appeared in the film. The Spice Girls were so popular that Prince Charles and his sons, Princes William and Harry, attended the Spice World premiere.

The movie, budgeted at $25 million, grossed a robust $100 million worldwide, despite Roger Ebert giving it a half-star rating and writing that the Girls were “so detached they can’t even successfully lip-synch their own songs.”

More girl power to them. Bonus article: All 43 Spice Girls songs ranked

Click through to read “Spicecorp Inc.,” originally published in the SF Bay Guardian on August 18, 1998.

cha-ching

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