Seven favorite jokes

In the ladies' guide to the apocalypse by summerburkesLeave a Comment

… in which we attempt to exorcise the small collection of zingers we tell over and over again, once and for all, so that we are forced to find new ones. Anybody? Chime in.

Q: What’s orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: Fire

Q: What’s the difference between a hippie and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut a hippie

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

Q: What does a San Francisco stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
A: Drops him off at band practice and gives him 20 bucks

Q: What do you call two hippies fucking?
A: Fuckin hippies

Q: Why did the hippie move to Oregon?
A: Because he heard there was no work

Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli?
A: So blind people can hate them too

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